In the future people are gonna say “our four fathers” instead of “our forefathers” cause in the future 4 guys can get married to each other.

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Mary and Gloria after an English exam. Mary: How was your paper Gloria? Gloria: It was kind of hard; I didn’t know the past tense of ‘think’. I thought and thought and thought for a long time then finally wrote ‘thonk’ Mary: I guess you’re right because I wrote ‘thonk after I thought 4 a […]

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A man and his wife were arguing over sex. Man: Sex is work! Wife: Sex is pleasure! Man: I don’t blame you, you don’t know what men are passing through. Wife: All I know is that sex is pleasure whether you like it or not. With this, the argument lasted for a long time until […]

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Mary was in a traffic and signalled to a beggar; I’ve seen you somewhere, you look so familiar. The beggar laughed and said; Madam, we are Friends on Facebook. Yekpa!

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Mallam Zubir bought a #20 million bullet proof jeep.  He travelled from Abuja to kano and he was tailed by armed robber.  They opened fire on the vehicle and all the bullets bounced off.  Mallam rained abuses on thee bandits;  ”shege!, dan iska!!, dan burouba!!!”. The armed bandits shouted that they couldnt hear him so […]

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The moment a girl suddenly updates your name on her pm, she uses your pix as her display picture , she even dey kiss you via bbm, bros RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Her BIS wan expire…taxing mode activated! -You wan try long distance internet love? Note ..Ugly Girls Have the Sweetest Voice…….from my latest research -If Apple decides […]

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My naija people, Imagine  ‘Hurricane Abimbola’ is heading for Ekiti State in 3 weeks.. First and foremost; 1. Prophet T.B Joshua will prophesy d hurricane. 2. Ekiti State Governor will hold a press conference advising the people of the state to remain calm as government is working hard to see how they can tackle the […]

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Dem say boko haram don poison beans and i buy half bag for house. From di one wey i cook, i givmy dog ‘bingo’ make e first taste am, 45mins later bingo stil dey waka, I dey jolly den i eat my own. Afta i eat finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don […]

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Emekas phone rings… Nkechi: “Baby do you still luv me like before?” Emeka: “Ofcourse Yes,  my luv for you will never change and is never ending.” Nkechi: “Dats my babyyyy, I want you to buy me something.” Emeka: “Just name it, I am more than capable, you know me now, Nky bebe m”. Nkechi: “Its just […]

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“Every McDonald’s commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald’s and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald’s owner. ‘Cheeseburgers? Nope! We got spaghetti and blankets.’”

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This shirt is dry clean only,  which means it’s dirty.”

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  I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. ”Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win.” Whenever I walk, people try to hand me out flyers. And when someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it’s […]

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